Illegally attractive – Happy Birthday, I’m probably calling the police – Funny Birthday Card

We all know someone who might be “illegally attractive,” and this charming birthday card is the perfect way to let them know! With its flattering message and playful illustrations, this funny card will definitely get a smile – and maybe even a police call!

Folding Greeting Card, portrait orientation.

Cover Text : Oh, please, it should be illegal to be so attractive.
Text Inside : Happy Birthday, I’m probably calling the police.

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes:
Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight:
Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope